Oakland Raiders Cheerleaders Ready For Donovan McNabb

So the latest scuttlebutt is that the Raiders are leading in the Donovan McNabb sweepstakes. Now I understand this move from the Raiders perspective. I mean, who else on that roster is actually good enough to start in the NFL? But why would McNabb want to go to the Raiders. That place is a joke, and I would think McNabb would be screaming bloody murder to stay the hell away from the Grim Reaper,